Famous Twitter Quotations

"Men's natures are alike; it is their twitters that separate them."
-Confucious

"Happiness is a warm twitter."
-John Lennon

"Hey, you! Get off of my twitter."
-Mick Jagger

"You can stand under my twitter, twitter, twitter."
-Rihanna

"There is nothing either good or bad but twittering makes it so."
-William Shakespeare

"Ask not what your twitter can do for you, ask what you can do for your twitter."
-John F. Kennedy

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all with only 140 characters?"
-Marcel Marceau

"The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind."
-Bob Dylan

"How tweet it is to be loved by you."
-James Taylor

"There is no cure for twitter."
-Dorothy Parker

"I still haven't found what I'm twittering for."
-Bono

"You should be retweeted and often and by someone who knows how."
-Clark Gable

“The Milky Way is nothing else but a mass of innumerable consonants planted together in twitterations.”
-Galileo Galilei

"To err is human, to twitter is divine."
-Alexander Pope

"Mankind naturally and generally loved to be twittered."
-Benjamin Franklin

"I think I'm an alright twitterer."
-Todd Snider

"I type 140 characters a SECOND. But it's in my own language."
-Mitch Hedberg

"I twitter my painting, and then I paint my twitter."
-Vincent Van Gogh

"My waking thoughts are all of twitter."
-Napoleon

"My intention was not to fascinate the world with my twitter."
-Mike Tyson

"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be Twitter."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Twitter."
-Al Gore

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my twitter."
-Madonna

"I know how hard it is to put food on your twitter."
-George W. Bush

"It is true that twitter is precious—so precious that it must be rationed."
-Vladimir Lenin

"The only thing to twitter about is twittering itself."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"I'm tired of twittering."
-Harry Houdini

These twitterations were compiled by Jeremy Breningstall (DocumentaryPictures.com). He can be found on Twitter @breningstall.