Lame advertisement of the day

This one pulled off of Craig's List and quoted verbatim (spelling errors and all):

Cute and well spoken assitant WANTED (Shanghai)

Working as a Executive companion, your duties will be to translate from Chinese to Englis, or French or Spanish. show and guide our executive producer trough his four days in Shanghai.

there are not really hours for the job but a mimimum of 8 hours per day are required.

Part of her duties will be, promote an event , passing flyers and collecting business cards from exhibitors.

We are currently looking for a very outgoing and good looking female assistant to who could speak and translate from Chinese to English or Spanish or French.

if you are interested please send you CV and 1 good picture.

dates to work will be September 10,11 and 12.

We are looking forward to hear from you.